Q: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? A: Because she was trying to make up her mind.
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.” The trucker ignores her and proceeds… Continue reading Trucker losing his load
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, donut seeds!”
Q: Why can’t a blonde dial 911? A: She can’t find the eleven.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was… Continue reading A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert
Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”Brunette: “I don’t know.”Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he… Continue reading A blonde has just gotten a new sports car