Lipstick on forehed

Q: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? A: Because she was trying to make up her mind.

Trucker losing his load

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.” The trucker ignores her and proceeds… Continue reading Trucker losing his load